I am not a Super Hero

I am a Super Dooper Super Hero.

If you ask me if I am a Super Hero, I’ll say “no.”

Ask me if I’m a Super Dooper Hero, I’ll say “no.”

Ask me if I’m a Super Dooper Super Hero, and I’ll say “I couldn’t say.”

When in “Super Dooper” mode, (short for Super Dooper Super Hero), I wear glasses.

Since I make everyone forget my intervention to maintain anonymity and preserve widespread perceptions of free will, no one is aware that I have saved the human race 14 times in the last 12,565 years. (I am wrinkle free)

Some of my friends call me “Dooper,” but don’t know why.

Sometimes, to throw meddlers off my trail, I act like an antiestablishmentarianist, play hurt and appear to age a little.

I am responsible for motivating Homo-Homo Sapiens to form complex specialized civilizations so I could have someone to talk to.

Being a Super Dooper Super Hero obviously implies that I am a Super Dooper Super Genius as well, which is why some people call me “G,” but don’t know why.

My power is that I can do anything, as long as I believe it already happened.

I have flown through the Sun, a couple of Super Nova's, seven black holes and came back 9 times.

I cut my hair and trim my nails in Normal Human Mode (NHM).

My Super Duper Super outfit, is made of my hair.

I can smell everything.

Do you see why being a Super Dooper Super Hero is better than being a Super Hero?

I have counted to infinity, twice.

I can time travel, and can be in two or more places and/or times simultaneously.
I have authorized my secret identity to offer an amazing opportunity.

Those who call any number within the next 365 days are eligible to receive authorized permission to use the coveted Super Genius Frend acronym – SDSGF, after signatures, on printed documents and in the internets, for $100.00.  Call Now.  Those who call in the next 24 hours will receive an SDSGF II designation, regularly $200.00, for the low, low price of $100.00.  SDSGF X is available for $1000.00. Call Now

Once you have received your certificate of authenticity you will not remember that I am really a Super Dooper Super Hero, but only that you are a Super Dooper Super Genius, but you won't know why.

Disclaimers; What you may think I'm thinking isn't necessarily what I'm thinking.  Fine print can take what big print gives. Some of what was may not have happened the way you think.  The only two certainties, are that you and everything that’s not you, exists.  Without written exemptions, sometimes multiple restrictions may not apply, unless they do.  Most information is hypothetical.  What you don’t know you don’t know, is more than you think. Author is not liable if observation alters the observed.  The actual existence of some information can neither be confirmed nor denied.  Charles Darwin may have been adopted.  Reality may or may not be more than you think.  Time may exist independently of human consciousness.  You may be a robot and not know.

My Mitzvah Speech For My Oldest

Maura, if we started living by the Ten Commandments about 3,300 years ago, then one way or another, more than 150 generations of your ancestors did something along the lines of what you’re doing today.

 

I am very proud of you.

Other than raising kids and trying to be a good husband, wife or friend, what was the most important thing you’ve ever done?

The most rewarding things you do in life,

are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.

 

Arnold Palmer

Things to Say

You are capable of at least twice as much as you think

 

Please & thank you

I was wrong

What do you think?

 

I’ll be in your nape of the neck

 

Say it looks like or it appears to be instead of  it is

when you could be wrong

 

Where’s the poop, scooper?

 

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity

 

Frank Leahy

If it weren’t for me, I wouldn’t be here

 

The football coach never tells the cheerleaders the team sucks

and the cheerleaders always cheer regardless

 

Profanity is the distraught cry of the inarticulate

 

Unknown

It’s probably a low point of the day if a bird poops on you

unless you’re a plant root for which bird poop is cause for celebration

 

If I agreed with you

we’d both be wrong

We are there

when asked are we there yet?

Do those kept waiting

tally the shortcomings of the truant?

 

It’s kind of like marrying your ex-wife’s sister

 

Bass ackwards

Cross your i’s and dot the t’s

You did great

Life is too short to be little

Have as much fun as possible

in the shortest amount of time

with the least amount of risk

Things to Say

You are capable of at least twice as much as you think

 

Please & thank you

I was wrong

What do you think?

 

I’ll be in your nape of the neck

 

Say it looks like or it appears to be instead of  it is

when you could be wrong

 

Where’s the poop, scooper?

 

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity

 

Frank Leahy

If it weren’t for me, I wouldn’t be here

 

The football coach never tells the cheerleaders the team sucks

and the cheerleaders always cheer regardless

 

Profanity is the distraught cry of the inarticulate

 

Unknown

It’s probably a low point of the day if a bird poops on you

unless you’re a plant root for which bird poop is cause for celebration

 

If I agreed with you

we’d both be wrong

We are there

when asked are we there yet?

Do those kept waiting

tally the shortcomings of the truant?

 

It’s kind of like marrying your ex-wife’s sister

 

Bass ackwards

Cross your i’s and dot the t’s

You did great

Life is too short to be little

Have as much fun as possible

in the shortest amount of time

with the least amount of risk

I am not a Super Hero(Update of Post from April Fools Day, 2009for Deanna)

I am a Super Dooper Super Hero.

 

If you ask me if I am a Super Hero, and I’ll say “no.”

 

Ask me if I’m a Super Dooper Hero, I’ll say “no.”

 

Ask me if I’m a Super Dooper Super Hero, and I’ll say “I couldn’t say.”

 

When in “Super Dooper” mode, (short for Super Dooper Super Hero), I wear glasses.

 

Since I make everyone forget my intervention to maintain anonymity and preserve widespread perceptions of free will, no one is aware that I have saved the human race 14 times in the last 12,565 years. (I am wrinkle free)

 

Some of my friends call me “Dooper,” but don’t know why.

 

Sometimes, to throw meddlers off my trail, I act like an antiestablishmentarianist, play hurt and appear to age a little.

 

I am responsible for motivating Homo-Homo Sapiens to form complex specialized civilizations, so I could have someone to talk to.

 

Being a Super Dooper Super Hero obviously implies that I am a Super Dooper Super Genius as well, which is why some people call me “G,” but don’t know why.

 

I have authorized my secret identity to offer an amazing opportunity.

 

Those who call any number within the next 365 days are eligible to receive authorized permission to use the coveted Super Genius Frend acronym – SDSGF, after signatures, on printed documents and in the internets, for $100.00.  Call Now.  Those who call in the next 24 hours will receive an SDSGF II designation, regularly $200.00, for the low, low price of $100.00.  SDSGF X is available for $1000.00. Call Now

 

Once you have received your certificate of authenticity you will not remember that I am really a Super Dooper Super Hero, but only that you are a Super Dooper Super Genius, but you won't know why.

 

 

Disclaimers; What you may think I'm thinking isn't necessarily what I'm thinking.  Fine print can take what big print gives. Some of what was may not have happened the way you think.  The only two certainties, are that you and everything that’s not you, exists.  Without written exemptions, sometimes multiple restrictions may not apply, unless they do.  Most information is hypothetical.  What you don’t know you don’t know, is more than you think. Author is not liable if observation alters the observed.  The actual existence of some information can neither be confirmed nor denied.  Charles Darwin may have been adopted.  Reality may or may not be more than you think.  Time may exist independently of human consciousness.  You may be a robot and not know.

 

August 11, 2009 Update:

 

My power is that I can do anything, as long as I believe it already happened.

 

I cut my hair and trim my nails in Normal Human Mode (NHM).

 

I can smell everything.

 

Do you see why being a Super Dooper Super Hero is better than being a Super Hero?

I have counted to infinity, twice.

 

I can time travel, and can be in two or more places and/or times simultaneously.

Ghost Closet(updated 7/27/2009)

I believe in dying young at an old age

…the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory

 the birthplace of some of the deadliest weapons known to man

 

Robert Guth

The Wall Street Journal

 

George Hartzman

born in Livermore, California

July 27, 1967

 

One of my kids

I'm In Middle School

 

Right Now I'm Just Taking Life As It Comes

 

I don't plan on being part of the crowd any time soon

 

Yellow

Is watching your kids have fun at doing wellbetter than your favorite teamwinning the Super Bowl?

To laugh often and much

 

To win the respect of intelligent people

and the affection of children

 

To earn the appreciation of honest critics

and endure the betrayal of false friends

To appreciate beauty

To find the best in others

 

To leave the world a bit better

whether by a healthy child, a garden patch

or a redeemed social condition

 

To know even one life has breathed easier

because you have lived

This is to have succeeded

Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

Have as much fun as possible

in the shortest amount of time

with the least amount of risk

George Hartzman

is a self taught philosophical economist and author

who foresaw what may be the worst financial crisis

since the Great Depression

 

has degrees in Philosophy and Communications

 

likes to teach, debate economics, philosophy, politics, ethics and religion

 

read, write, speak, coach, play chess with his dad

and tries to be the human he thinks his dogs think he is

in Greensboro, North Carolina

Don’t do anything you don’t want done to you, unless you need to.

Don't let obsession with righteousness metastasize into hubris

 

let small mistakes become big ones

by eliminating what’s not working and by doing more of what is

sooner than later

underestimate irrationality

 

rationalize faults by blaming others

 

over-adore wanted acquisition

think you know what you don’t

 

swim with the incontinent

 

sacrifice future unhappiness

for an unnecessarily pleasant present

hide confusion with obliqueness

 

offend many to benefit few

 

or do what you don’t understand

Pops

74, born in Havana Cuba

 

His father

my grandfather

fought in the Russian Revolution

 

He emigrated through Miami in 1947

 

 

grew up in Brooklyn

 

competed in Olympic style

weight lifting events

 

and ran marathons

 

Ph D in Mechanical Engineering

 

We play chess by Email

 

We debate economics, philosophy, politics

ethics and religion

 

We are supposed to talk every Friday night

 

He needs new knees

 

He worries about his kids

 

loves Mom

 

likes to paint

reads a lot and collects used books

 

drives cars into the ground

 

exercises almost everyday

 

still works

 

and loves his grandchildren

 

Happy Fathers Day

I Believe

I believe in my family

and for giving them the chance to succeed

that my parents gave me and their parents gave them

 

I believe in people being better off for having known me

  

and in not doing to others

what I wouldn’t want them to do to me

 

I believe in living in the moment

 

I believe in telling the truth

  

and in saying what I’ll do

and doing what I say

I believe in doing the right thing when no one is looking

 

 

I believe in simplicity

 

and that sometimes attachment is suffering

 

I believe in the achievement of excellence in what I do

 

I believe in living my dreams

 

and in hope, charity and the goodness of others

 

I believe that what I think is who I am

 

I believe in love, laughter, forgiveness

 

and that the future will be better than the past

Ghost Closet II

Through 5 years of high school

I was a cashier, warehouse worker, gas station attendant, waiter

tire changer, auto parts salesman, brick mason and construction laborer

auto mechanic apprentice, wrestler, football player, knife salesman

auto-dealership car washer, pizza cook, wheelchair cleaner

and a legal document and served server for a law firm

on a motorcycle around Washington DC

 

While parent free at the beach one summer

I was an arcade attendant, dishwasher, boardwalk pizza server

hamburger flipper, and as an amusement park ride operator

I swam under log flume boats and rode a loop roller coaster

when the tracks were wet in the last seat facing backwards

which was fun

I didn’t take the SAT

 

I attended Montgomery County Community College for one semester

and transferred to Frostburg State University in Western Maryland

double majoring in philosophy and speech communications

with a minor in public relations

 

While at Frostburg, I pledged a local, off campus fraternity

tried multi level marketing selling skin care products

waited tables, washed cars, drove limo’s for funerals

passed a real estate license exam and met my wife

Ghost Closet II

Through 5 years of high school

I was a cashier, warehouse worker, gas station attendant, waiter

tire changer, auto parts salesman, brick mason and construction laborer

auto mechanic apprentice, wrestler, football player, knife salesman

auto-dealership car washer, pizza cook, wheelchair cleaner

and a legal document and served server for a law firm

on a motorcycle around Washington DC

 

While parent free at the beach one summer

I was an arcade attendant, dishwasher, boardwalk pizza server

hamburger flipper, and as an amusement park ride operator

I swam under log flume boats and rode a loop roller coaster

when the tracks were wet in the last seat facing backwards

which was fun

I didn’t take the SAT

 

I attended Montgomery County Community College for one semester

and transferred to Frostburg State University in Western Maryland

double majoring in philosophy and speech communications

with a minor in public relations

 

While at Frostburg, I pledged a local, off campus fraternity

tried multi level marketing selling skin care products

waited tables, washed cars, drove limo’s for funerals

passed a real estate license exam and met my wife

In 2001I was fired by Merrill Lynch in Greensboroforupon reflectionhaving a swelled head