3/29/09

Ghost Closet II

Through 5 years of high school


I was a cashier, warehouse worker, gas station attendant, waiter


tire changer, auto parts salesman, brick mason and construction laborer


auto mechanic apprentice, wrestler, football player, knife salesman


auto-dealership car washer, pizza cook, wheelchair cleaner


and a legal document and served server for a law firm


on a motorcycle around Washington DC


 


While parent free at the beach one summer


I was an arcade attendant, dishwasher, boardwalk pizza server


hamburger flipper, and as an amusement park ride operator


I swam under log flume boats and rode a loop roller coaster


when the tracks were wet in the last seat facing backwards



which was fun


I didn’t take the SAT


 


I attended Montgomery County Community College for one semester


and transferred to Frostburg State University in Western Maryland


double majoring in philosophy and speech communications


with a minor in public relations


 


While at Frostburg, I pledged a local, off campus fraternity


tried multi level marketing selling skin care products


waited tables, washed cars, drove limo’s for funerals


passed a real estate license exam and met my wife

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