9/17/09

Things to Say

You are capable of at least twice as much as you think


 


Please & thank you


I was wrong


What do you think?


 


I’ll be in your nape of the neck


 


Say it looks like or it appears to be instead of  it is


when you could be wrong


 


Where’s the poop, scooper?


 


Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity


 


Frank Leahy


If it weren’t for me, I wouldn’t be here


 


The football coach never tells the cheerleaders the team sucks


and the cheerleaders always cheer regardless


 


Profanity is the distraught cry of the inarticulate


 


Unknown


It’s probably a low point of the day if a bird poops on you


unless you’re a plant root for which bird poop is cause for celebration


 


If I agreed with you


we’d both be wrong


We are there


when asked are we there yet?


Do those kept waiting


tally the shortcomings of the truant?


 


It’s kind of like marrying your ex-wife’s sister


 


Bass ackwards


Cross your i’s and dot the t’s


You did great


Life is too short to be little


Have as much fun as possible


in the shortest amount of time


with the least amount of risk

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