Showing posts with label Things to Say. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things to Say. Show all posts

9/18/10

Friends

Ask for advice.

Accept and learn from criticism

Accept responsibility.

Don't criticize if it won’t help.

Chew intellectual cud.

Tell the truth, even when it doesn’t want to be heard.

If you need to lie, lie in the least dishonest way
and stop as soon as possible


Rise above and control emotion.

Don't say you can if you can’t, or say you’re going to and not.

Apologize when you’re wrong,
when you’re right and you say it wrong,
and when what you say doesn’t want to be heard.


Make the mundane entertaining.

Don't lose your temper, unless it would be bad to keep it.

Seek the company of who you can learn from.

Don't lead without permission.

Give good advice.

Turn a few options into numerous possibilities.

Don't Ask adversarial questions before considering probable replies.

Make routine trips adventures.

Forget what you give.

Value what you get.

Return what you borrow.

Replace what you break.

Forgive quickly.

Enjoy possibilities of what could be.

9/17/09

Things to Say

You are capable of at least twice as much as you think


 


Please & thank you


I was wrong


What do you think?


 


I’ll be in your nape of the neck


 


Say it looks like or it appears to be instead of  it is


when you could be wrong


 


Where’s the poop, scooper?


 


Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity


 


Frank Leahy


If it weren’t for me, I wouldn’t be here


 


The football coach never tells the cheerleaders the team sucks


and the cheerleaders always cheer regardless


 


Profanity is the distraught cry of the inarticulate


 


Unknown


It’s probably a low point of the day if a bird poops on you


unless you’re a plant root for which bird poop is cause for celebration


 


If I agreed with you


we’d both be wrong


We are there


when asked are we there yet?


Do those kept waiting


tally the shortcomings of the truant?


 


It’s kind of like marrying your ex-wife’s sister


 


Bass ackwards


Cross your i’s and dot the t’s


You did great


Life is too short to be little


Have as much fun as possible


in the shortest amount of time


with the least amount of risk

Things to Say

You are capable of at least twice as much as you think


 


Please & thank you


I was wrong


What do you think?


 


I’ll be in your nape of the neck


 


Say it looks like or it appears to be instead of  it is


when you could be wrong


 


Where’s the poop, scooper?


 


Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity


 


Frank Leahy


If it weren’t for me, I wouldn’t be here


 


The football coach never tells the cheerleaders the team sucks


and the cheerleaders always cheer regardless


 


Profanity is the distraught cry of the inarticulate


 


Unknown


It’s probably a low point of the day if a bird poops on you


unless you’re a plant root for which bird poop is cause for celebration


 


If I agreed with you


we’d both be wrong


We are there


when asked are we there yet?


Do those kept waiting


tally the shortcomings of the truant?


 


It’s kind of like marrying your ex-wife’s sister


 


Bass ackwards


Cross your i’s and dot the t’s


You did great


Life is too short to be little


Have as much fun as possible


in the shortest amount of time


with the least amount of risk

6/1/09

Things to Say

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity


 


Frank Leahy


If I agreed with you


we’d both be wrong


 


It’s probably a low point of the day if a bird poops on you


unless you’re a plant root for which bird poop is cause for celebration


 


Do those kept waiting


tally the shortcomings of the truant?