10/5/10

"Something About Tax Cuts Or Earnings Or Money Or Something In Recent Economic News"

"Something About Tax Cuts Or Earnings Or Money Or Something In Recent Economic News"

Some sort of tax cut or earnings or money...was reported in economic news this week
in further evidence
that a lot of financial-related things have been going on lately.


According to numerous articles and economics segments from major media outlets,
experts...have become increasingly concerned over a new extension or rates
or a proposal or compromise that could signal fewer [signs of underperformance],
and dollar [signs]...

The experts confirmed that the stimulus has played a role.

"This is a clear sign of a changing cycle,"
some top guy...said of purchasing power parity
or possibly rate of return during a recent interview on CNN.


"Which isn't to say that a sustained drop in wages couldn't still occur,
even if the interest paid on reserves is lowered."


"In short, it's possible but not probable that growth could outpace our initial expectations,"
added the [multi-panel co-host], who went on to say other money things, too.
"It depends on investor sentiment."


The man...at some point or another, talked for a really long time about credit or reductions
or possibly all these figures, which somehow relate to China.


Greece was also involved.

An analyst...announced on Monday that the Federal Reserve System is doing too much,
while the Fed has failed to accomplish its goals to increase inflation or interest,
which are different things.


In addition, he was critical of the Fed's efforts to regulate the Bernanke.

"There might be a light at the end of the tunnel, but right now the markets are still struggling,"
the man who was wearing a blue suit and red tie said about some special money tunnel.
"At this point, though, it's too early to say."


The head Treasury person, whose name sounds like Guyver or Meisner,
appeared on every major network this week,
either to assure Americans that everything was better or was going to get better
or was never going to get better.


Some other guy argued that it has never been that good.

During interviews, the Treasury guy was observed on several occasions smiling or wincing.

According to a recent issue of The Wall Street Journal,
there are currently a bunch of columns filled with a wide variety of numbers, letters, and symbols.


...Another expert, Lawrence Kudlow, who hosts the CNBC program The Kudlow Report,
was upbeat over the amount of points available in the industrial average
or pleased with where the percentages were at.


"It's simple, actually, because the current dividend yield is equivalent to the most recent full-year dividend
divided by the current share price," Kudlow said really quickly.


"And that's basically the situation we're in now, for better or worse."

Paul Krugman, New York Times columnist
and 2008 winner of the Nobel Prize for something in one of those economics categories,
acknowledged in an editorial this week that the SEC must work closely with the stock market,
Wall Street, and the New York Stock Exchange to maintain the bulls, bears, and opening bells.


Krugman also said something could spur lending or trading or budgetary measures.

Although it has not been totally determined
whether Krugman agrees with leading experts on assets or retail sales data or other fiscal things,
reliable sources have confirmed that he has a beard.


Time or Newsweek recently published a cover story on the recession
or the government debt or incomes or GDP or something similar to that,
but kind of focused on how it's the fault of the rich, the middle class, and the poor..."


The Onion

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